A retraction from a previous misleading article.
Lindsay Lohan has broken up with her girlfriend DJ Samantha something! No more jokes about her being a drugged out skank. Oh wait. She’s now a bi-sexual skanky crack whore. Hallelujah! The Republic is saved.
I don’t know if this stuff is true or not, but it’s nice to see that Ms. Lohan is still maknig her name around the way. Let us all have a chuckle and get to moving along. very well.